I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I don't know when it is this year, but if I ever text you an illegible text that also happens to contain sharks, Shark Week started.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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