Things on my life to do list: hold a pound of marijuana. Check.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
He has the fingertips of a God
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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