so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
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Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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