Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
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