Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
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It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
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