Pappa wants mamma naked
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
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Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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