Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
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I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
In what world does 'I'm awake' at 2:30 in the morning on a wednesday translate to 'let's fuck' in the span of one text? Where has the romance gone?
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