Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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