I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
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I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
It was like giving head to a cactus.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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