As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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