Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I need help removing her.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
i think i scared a bird with my dick
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she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
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I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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