She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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