I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
Randomize
