He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
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