I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
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