I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Zombie crawl summary: 5 of 6 friends successfully laid. friend 6 too drunk to care and making out with a whale (not a costume)
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
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getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
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