you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
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