Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
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