Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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