I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
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