I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
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