What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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