i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
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