you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
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why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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