just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
whose ass print is on the piano?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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