I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
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