my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
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critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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