turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
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I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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