you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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