Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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