Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
we were spooning and you were the big spoon but you insisted that I call you "the ladle"
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
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Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I woke up next to a box of cheese bread it was super romantic
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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