I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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