that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
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