Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
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Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
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my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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