Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
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