Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I'm hungover in the park, and some guy just handed me a business card for his church. I can feel Jesus' disapproval running through my fingertips
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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