This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
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Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
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