I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Dicks are not precious.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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