So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
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Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
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Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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