Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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