Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
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Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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