At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
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