I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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