I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
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woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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