Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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