try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
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fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
We smell like vodka and hangover
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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