Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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