If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
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i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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