so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
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I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
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Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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