It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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