we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
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He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
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i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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