The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
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