Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
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btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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