i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
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