the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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