I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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